So I know she’s manipulative and probably called the hit, but my dream is to work for Patty Hewes.
Can we just all go back to 2008 when I was culturally relevant?
Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.
Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?
Oh my god the “previously on” on Damages is so long.
Dolly Parton interview with Dan Rather, 2014 [x]
The thing is, she don’t eem look like trash. She just wears big hair and make-up. Y’all gotta chill.
I think I’m going to start a new tumblr that’s entirely early 2000s R&B videos and pictures of James Wolk.
I can’t ever have money because I would spend all day just reenacting this video in my massive house and eventually lose everything
Just bought a new tank top because humidity. But now I feel compelled to work out my arms, which sounds awful.
At least I’ll always be pale!
I’m also really excited about Tori Spelling’s new book, PurgaTORI, in which she travels through the nine circles of heaven and hell.